johnjf's definitions

moron

A word originally meant to describe somebody of a mental ability between 50 and 79. Now used mostly to describe George W. Bush.

1. Before it became slang, it would have been perfectly acceptable for me to refer to Forrest Gump as a moron.
2. Bush is a moron.

by JohnJF May 2, 2008

Jesus

A man who, like Selena, was a good and talented person who unfortunately has a crappy fan club.

"Jesus is just all right with me."-Doobie Brothers

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

Katy Perry

Proof that mainstream music audience are idiots with little regard for quality.

If Katy Perry had written a song about anything other than kissing a girl, it wouldn't be in the Top 100, much less a #1.

by JohnJF July 4, 2008

wilt chamberlain

Known for three scoring records:
1. NBA points in a career (since eclipsed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone)
2. NBA points in game (still intact at 100)
3. Women scored in a lifetime (really, is anybody going to dispute that one?)

Man #1: I wish I could score like Wilt Chamberlain.
Man #2: Yeah, he could dominate a basketball game like no other.
Man #1: Yeah, um, that's right, basketball.

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

taken out of context

A use phrased by countless politicians, celebrities, and television/radio hosts to justify any stupid thing they ever say. While occasionally something is taken out of context, it is mostly ridiculous.

Critic: "How could you possibly claim that you want to rape and murder every single minority in the country?"
Douchebag: "I did say that, but it was taken out of context."

by JohnJF October 3, 2008

New England Patriots

To become very popular as a result of (retarded) post-9/11 sentiments due to your title, be caught breaking the rules by illegally taping private information, and then become resented far later than it should take by gullible Americans. Also called a "George W. Bush."

The New England Patriots are cheating cunts.

During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

supertramp

A band consisting of the ugliest men to ever live on Earth.

It's a good thing Supertramp had such good music, or they would have never gotten laid.

by JohnJF April 21, 2008