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A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
Get the Jeff Gordon mug.The irrational fear of hope. Refers to Barack Obama. Usually refers not to policy differences with Barack Obama but to believing unproven Internet rumors (that he's a Muslim, that he wants to enslave white people, etc.).
by JohnJF June 20, 2008
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Get the Jesus mug.Slang for one whose own accomplishments are exaggerated as a result of a strong supporting cast. Originates from Ringo Starr, an above average drummer who is more famous than most of the greatest drummers in history because he worked in a band with John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and George Harrison.
Person #1: John Salley was sure a great NBA player. Look at how many championships he won!
Person #2: But he wasn't that big of a contributer. He was a Ringo Starr.
Person #2: But he wasn't that big of a contributer. He was a Ringo Starr.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
Get the Ringo Starr mug.Illinois Senator/Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually, the "Hussein" is added by critics (conservative politicians, Fox News, the people of West Virginia) to draw parallels with Saddam Hussein.
Barack is actually named after his father, Barack Hussein Obama Sr., who was born before the Iraqi leader. Hussein is actually a very popular Arabic name which means good or handsome. The Hussein is often used to fuel the omnipresent "Secret Muslim" rumors, which is ironic since Saddam was a secular leader.
Barack is actually named after his father, Barack Hussein Obama Sr., who was born before the Iraqi leader. Hussein is actually a very popular Arabic name which means good or handsome. The Hussein is often used to fuel the omnipresent "Secret Muslim" rumors, which is ironic since Saddam was a secular leader.
"Did you know that his full name is Barack Hussein Obama?"--Steve Doocy, multiple times.
"I don't like the Hussein. I've had enough of Hussein!"--some West Virginia voter that was aired on many newscasts.
"I don't like the Hussein. I've had enough of Hussein!"--some West Virginia voter that was aired on many newscasts.
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Get the supertramp mug.To become very popular as a result of (retarded) post-9/11 sentiments due to your title, be caught breaking the rules by illegally taping private information, and then become resented far later than it should take by gullible Americans. Also called a "George W. Bush."
The New England Patriots are cheating cunts.
During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.
During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
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