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An unoffensive black man whose popularity with suburban white kids/housewives is only equaled by Wayne Brady. Later in his career, he established himself as a decent actor but may be ultimately remembered best for inoffensive pop-rap (even my mom told me I could listen to him growing up, but I wasn't that big of a pussy) and "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", which is kind of like the Cosby Show, except it was only watched by white people.
by JohnJF April 10, 2008
Get the will smithmug. by JohnJF February 17, 2008
Get the Jesusmug. Known for three scoring records:
1. NBA points in a career (since eclipsed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone)
2. NBA points in game (still intact at 100)
3. Women scored in a lifetime (really, is anybody going to dispute that one?)
1. NBA points in a career (since eclipsed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone)
2. NBA points in game (still intact at 100)
3. Women scored in a lifetime (really, is anybody going to dispute that one?)
Man #1: I wish I could score like Wilt Chamberlain.
Man #2: Yeah, he could dominate a basketball game like no other.
Man #1: Yeah, um, that's right, basketball.
Man #2: Yeah, he could dominate a basketball game like no other.
Man #1: Yeah, um, that's right, basketball.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
Get the wilt chamberlainmug. A use phrased by countless politicians, celebrities, and television/radio hosts to justify any stupid thing they ever say. While occasionally something is taken out of context, it is mostly ridiculous.
Critic: "How could you possibly claim that you want to rape and murder every single minority in the country?"
Douchebag: "I did say that, but it was taken out of context."
Douchebag: "I did say that, but it was taken out of context."
by JohnJF October 3, 2008
Get the taken out of contextmug. Illinois Senator/Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually, the "Hussein" is added by critics (conservative politicians, Fox News, the people of West Virginia) to draw parallels with Saddam Hussein.
Barack is actually named after his father, Barack Hussein Obama Sr., who was born before the Iraqi leader. Hussein is actually a very popular Arabic name which means good or handsome. The Hussein is often used to fuel the omnipresent "Secret Muslim" rumors, which is ironic since Saddam was a secular leader.
Barack is actually named after his father, Barack Hussein Obama Sr., who was born before the Iraqi leader. Hussein is actually a very popular Arabic name which means good or handsome. The Hussein is often used to fuel the omnipresent "Secret Muslim" rumors, which is ironic since Saddam was a secular leader.
"Did you know that his full name is Barack Hussein Obama?"--Steve Doocy, multiple times.
"I don't like the Hussein. I've had enough of Hussein!"--some West Virginia voter that was aired on many newscasts.
"I don't like the Hussein. I've had enough of Hussein!"--some West Virginia voter that was aired on many newscasts.
by JohnJF August 15, 2008
Get the Barack Hussein Obamamug. To become very popular as a result of (retarded) post-9/11 sentiments due to your title, be caught breaking the rules by illegally taping private information, and then become resented far later than it should take by gullible Americans. Also called a "George W. Bush."
The New England Patriots are cheating cunts.
During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.
During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
Get the New England Patriotsmug. by JohnJF April 21, 2008
Get the supertrampmug.