john smith's definitions

pumis

the fat above the crotch of an old and/or fat woman. usually appears below the belt-line as a big bulge

my grandma has the biggest f-ing pumis. it is so gross.

by john smith May 13, 2005

m1a2

M1-A2 Abrams is United State's Main Battle Tank . This version has advanced electronics and computer systems. It used depleted Uranium rounds to easily penetrate and destroy a enemy vehicle.
See also: M1a1

United States used this tank against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

Nombie

Just a guy, with love handels. Adam Molloy apparently fancies him. How odd. Smells quite alot.

Gaw, he smells like a Nombie.

by John Smith April 19, 2005

Ogg Vorbis

Total title for the OGG-audio code.
License free.
Supports multiple channels up to 256.
Far more superior to elder technologies as the German MP3-code.
Will not be used in the industry that quickly.

I just uploaded ogg-encoded files to Kazaa.

by John Smith November 2, 2003

nunue pad

A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.

In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.

by John Smith March 11, 2004

broke dick

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.

Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

MANDINGO

black man with huge cock

Brian is the mandingo in mandingo junction.

by John Smith March 30, 2005