john smith's definitions

merkava

An Israeli MBT (main battle tank).

The Merkava can also carry a small Infantry squad internally under complete armored protection.

by John Smith January 22, 2004

Wang

A Pimp last name. The name is Pimpin. A guy i know is named Steven Wang. Stevem is a gay name. If it is put onto Wang, it means that person sucks donkey balls, and eats ball cheese from the prarie oysters of a young bull.

He is also a damn chinese fuck.

Steven Wang is a damn chinese fuck.

by John Smith March 9, 2005

Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.

Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!

by John Smith October 17, 2004

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005

huw man

Geezer how gets big muscles from this thing called grey skull

"by the power of grey skull, i have the power!"

by John Smith January 6, 2004