john smith's definitions

Sea-donkey

a fat girl dressed in slutty clothes

Wow, she is a sea-donkey

by john smith December 4, 2003

stinger

Stinger is a US made mobile SAM (Surface-to-Air-Missile), which can be carried by military personnel in the battlefield.

They shot down the Mi-24 Hind-D with a single shot of stinger.

by John Smith February 11, 2004

Frollow

To follow in front of someone.

That old guy in the Volvo was frollowing me when I was driving today

by John Smith December 30, 2003

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

internet

a place where large amounts of porn can be found.

an example is not necessary

by John Smith February 26, 2004

penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER

SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick

by john smith November 26, 2003