john smith's definitions

hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew

u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden

by john smith November 12, 2004

broke dick

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.

Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

spoat

Something stylish and sporty. Ofton used to describe cars, particularly BMWs

Get your meximobile honda outta here and make way for my bimmer spoat!

by John Smith May 12, 2003

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004