john smith's definitions

Scud

Scud is a Soviet made ballistic missile which Iraq used alot against Iran and American forces.The missile was originally designed to carry a 100-kiloton nuclear warhead or a 2,000 pound conventional warhead, with ranges from 100 to 180 miles.

The scud can be intercepted by a Mobile SAM like the Patriot.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex

God Jim, your such a buttstabber

by john smith March 27, 2003

Apache Longbow

This is another US made attack helicopter.It entered service with the US Army in 1984 made by Boeing(McDonnel Douglas). It has lots of advanced avionics and control systems that can survive in all weather conditions.

This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

mirmanesh

pimp, player, stud, ladie's man, guy who is "stacked"

yo that kid is mirmanesh, fo realllll

by John Smith April 25, 2005

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."

by John Smith April 9, 2006