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John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

spanish

People from spain. People call latino's spanish because they speak spanish even though they may not be spanish.

Hey look at that Spanish person. I'm not Spanish bitch! I'm Peurto Rican.

by john smith July 29, 2004

mcjob

NOUN Slang. A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.

by John Smith July 3, 2003

penis breathe

when a chick or guy has sucked to much cock that their breathe stinks of some bad cock.

jared,luke.o and sluts and gay fags

by john smith November 26, 2003

GreenfireQ

Someone Who was orginally called Sk8bordin01 and used AOL and Used IGn but left AOL and IGN!

My Q is on Fire and is Green

by John Smith September 2, 2004

dumpfart

A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.

I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

gang

A group of try hard losers who think they are awesome because they consider themselves "ganstas". It's an image that make them look "oh so strong" when really they are pathetic whimps who hide behind this "gang", no more than a childish club, so that people "respect" them. Without this image they no longer get the attention they crave.

No more than a gathering of beggars who formed a club for themselves to help get the attention they seek.

by John Smith January 25, 2004