10 definitions by joe clabough

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something or someone that is a total joke
*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes
by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005

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a load of cum produced at orgasm that is shot up in the air and caught in ones mouth
this fine ass bitch was jackin me off and I busted my nuts so hard that I shot up a popcorn load and the bitch caught it in her mouth
by joe clabough March 23, 2005

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to shoot ones tounge in anothers ass hole

to slip the tip of your tounge in to an asshole
I love to ass dart my old lady,

dude, this chick loves to get ass darted while you flick her clit

man, Id love to dart her fucking shit hole
by Joe Clabough February 19, 2005

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to get something second hand
johns dog sits and licks his balls and ass all day, and john also eats balls and asshole by proxy when the dog licks johns lips

But dosent a dog have the cleanest mouth in town? "maybe, but all i know is that they have the cleanest balls and asshole in town
by joe clabough June 25, 2005

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licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.
I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough September 09, 2008

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for a man to slap his cock around

for a man to jerk his pork

for a man to skin his mule
Damn I'm bored, I guess I will just stay home and box my dummy

wheres dave? oh that fucker is off somewhere boxing the dummy
by Joe Clabough September 04, 2008

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*to get really pissed off
*to go tatally bizerk
* dude that muthu fuka went total shit house when he found out you fucked his ol lady
by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005

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