40 definitions by joao bufamarillo

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Shamus

A private detective.

An award given to the author of the best mystery or detective story.

Sam Spade, a shamus in San Francisco, found the Maltese Falcon and a murderer.

by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Chick Car

A car that looks sporty, but has an automatic transmission. (Of course, no man with two legs would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.)

That Jetta sure looks cool, but it's only a chick car. Look inside, it's got an automatic tranny.

by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005

thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005

thunder jug

A large, ceramic jug with straight sides, sloping shoulders, and narrow neck, with a ceramic finger ring near the neck. The jug is typically glazed light brown on the sides and dark reddish-brown on the shoulder, neck, and ring. It is intended to contain moonshine.

Ol' Zeke brought his thunder jug down to Orly's place for a refill o' corn squeezin's.

by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005

Chick Sale

An outhouse. A kybo. A privy. An outside toilet.

The term is named after Chick Sale, a humorist who told outhouse jokes and wrote a book about kybos.

Lum and Ivy Mae have a Chick Sale out back of their house in Little Rock.

by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005