joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense's definitions

trumple thumpit

Throwing bacon at a tramp.

"quick, its jonnys dad, trumple thumpit!!"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

flap flairs

when a womans flaps have been bumped and grinded too much so that they have been bust open like a dwarfs hairy nuddger throdder.

"mum, you have beutiful flap flairs"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

Bus Stop HumpBumper

shaggin someone up the gaffer whilst using an adult return ticket and drinking a bottle of JD.

"i was once a bus stop humpbumper, now im married to elton"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

Bodging

when someone masterbates you using there armpit.

"shit, no bodging today, i havent put my lynx on"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

flange conquering

shagging the shitter out of a whole population of people, male or female.

"I was flange conquering lancashire, now i have AIDs!"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

Camel Tronoserus

When a womens gooch is wet and her lips can be seen through her pants. like camel lips, but wetter and they have a pungent smell of uterus juices and quagmirric mirages displaying pictures of underwieght sausages called Gareth Lining.

"holy poop, its a camel tronoserus!!get the nam bread, were in for a long main course meal debrah!"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006