2 definitions by jmwaters1878
Someone who exemplifies what it means to be a good, warm-blooded American.
These characteristics include, but are not limited to:
1. Usage of the First Amendment in the form of what some might perceive as slightly offensive memes. (only offensive if reader allows it to offend them- a revolutionary idea only drafted by true 'Muricans)
2. Has a love affair with the Second Amendment.
3. Enjoys activities like long walks to the bar and riding around shirtless in a lawn mower whilst guzzling a cold one.
A classic example of a 'Murican is as follows:
Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy)
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance (these hashtags also serve as a personification of 'Murican culture)
These characteristics include, but are not limited to:
1. Usage of the First Amendment in the form of what some might perceive as slightly offensive memes. (only offensive if reader allows it to offend them- a revolutionary idea only drafted by true 'Muricans)
2. Has a love affair with the Second Amendment.
3. Enjoys activities like long walks to the bar and riding around shirtless in a lawn mower whilst guzzling a cold one.
A classic example of a 'Murican is as follows:
Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy)
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance (these hashtags also serve as a personification of 'Murican culture)
'Murican. Nuff Said.
by jmwaters1878 December 5, 2017
Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy)
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
Enjoys spending his time shirtless on a lawn mower with a cold one.
Pillar of Hope.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
Enjoys spending his time shirtless on a lawn mower with a cold one.
Pillar of Hope.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance
'Murican. Nuff Said.
by jmwaters1878 December 5, 2017