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Crazy Swinger.

1) A style of bowling used in the sport of Tussball (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.

2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.

3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) Another crazy swinging Gumus delivery takes the final wicket in the inter-turkinental cup.

2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumus: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.

3) Child: Good day to you Gumus, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumus: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you. Suck it
by jjvpfce January 2, 2011
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Crazy Swinger.

1) A style of bowling used in the sport of turk-toss (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.

2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.

3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) Another crazy gumas swinging delivery takes the final wicket in the inter-turkinental cup.

2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumas: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.

3) Child: Good day to you Gumas, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumas: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you.
by jjvpfce January 2, 2011
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