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sometimes confused with "alley rash", or "alley rat", this bottom feeding dweller preys on freebies and fat chicks.
I got an ilias to stay at my house last night, he ate the pizza, drank my beer, and supposedly banged a hot chick who was, in fact, a fat chick, and was also a man. He said he would pay me back on monday with a fake job he made up.
by jizzlober February 8, 2010
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