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the sister term to "sticky biscuit," a group of period-synced cunts rub out their mentrual blood simultaneously over a biscuit, the cunt with the least amount of flow must eat the biscuit ('least flow eats the dough')
Sally: What do you cunts want to do this evening?
Kaitlyn: How about we play ketchup biscuit since our cycles have now synced?
Sally: That's a fantastic idea.
by jizzjesusgodtitties69 October 20, 2018
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the jizz in a day old condom, particularly the type that has dirt/dust in it as a result of sitting out in West Texas
Brad: Have you met Chelsea?
Chad: No, but I heard she's really into Lubbock butter.
by jizzjesusgodtitties69 October 20, 2018
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