147 definitions by jimmybomm
mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.
by jimmybomm February 16, 2022
mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.
by jimmybomm April 13, 2021
The foot used to either shoo someone in the ass or to shoo a pet from trying to get out of the house when their not supposed to go outside.
Terry gave his brother the shoo foot when he didn't want to make some Kool-Aid. His brother ended up making it but what he put in the Kool-Aid Terry will never know.
by jimmybomm December 1, 2020
After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.
by jimmybomm June 23, 2020
Swigmore U is a made up name of a university for students that only go to college just to drink and get fucked up. All they want to do is party.
by jimmybomm May 7, 2021
These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.
girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
by jimmybomm July 8, 2020
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020