147 definitions by jimmybomm
I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.
by jimmybomm October 6, 2020
by jimmybomm July 26, 2020
Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.
Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
The person that walks around a party spilling their drink everywhere. The person usually doesn't realize they are doing it because of intoxication.
guy 1: Man did you see jonas the spill meister over there. guy 2: I sure did. Now who's gonna clean that mess up. guy 1: Not me i didn't see anything.
by jimmybomm April 4, 2020
This was a dildo that was sold in the 1980's. They had it for sale in the back of porn magazine's. It appeared to be life like with the exception of its size. It was about 12 inches long with a set of balls attached.
guy 1: Hey bro check out this tom thumb jr I found. guy 2: Man what are you gonna do with that beat someone over the head with it? guy 1: No i'm gonna plug my girlfriend with it.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020