jimjones, omnibeing's definitions

scamouflage

a complete front put on by one of those real slimy type sons of bitches phony ass hippocrites but so natural at the "living the lie" type of existence, the cocksucker ought to be nominated for best actor/actress or some shit.... you see them pretty much everywhere, every day....for example : the tweeker that steals your bag and spends 2 helps pretending to look for it with you, that best buddy that is so quick and willing to "watch after" your girl when u get locked up....such good a friend they actually sacrifice it all and become the martyr for you, moving in with the skank ass tramp within that first 48 hours your gone....or that family member always preaching bout family sticking together cuz "u dont turn on blood" which is usually followed by a call or three to local CPS office the instant you dont do whatever they say or want.....like i was getting at, this is the front put on by only the most skilled, janky, piece of shit excuses of people that roam the earth, on such a low level they actually have to stand on one anothers shoulders just to see high enough to catch even a glimpse of the much more superior "nigger" lmao, i could make a list of ones local to east mesa ariz but ive just never been one to name-drop...haha

dude i must need to get my eyes checked, stabbed out or something, cuz they obviously dont work for shit....i sure didnt see the scamouflage that got pulled over me by my wife and my brother, topped off when my own mom did it too by calling CPS on me after uncle dad lost the dope and the kids found it....wtf!

by jimjones, omnibeing July 3, 2019

Skankbait

In the region of East Mess Arizona, this is a very common and well used term for meth or heroin, depending on which bag whore is the current topic of conversation....term comes from the well known practice of "grope for dope" hustling that these birches are world renowned for having perfected

Bro I just met this new chick in my apt last night and she's down...id even bet she's down for both of us as long as that pipe don't cash ...so let's see what kind of cash we working with and get some damn skankbait asap!

by jimjones, omnibeing June 7, 2018

hobosexual

A species much like the more common "bagwhore" the hobosexual is known for coming into a neighborhood and running through it like a case of Ebola hitting the African countryside, trading usage of their deadfish-like vagina in exchange for somewhere to dwell. Out of a intentional lack of respect for the bitch, they are usually allowed little more that a few feet of cover under a carport or at best half of a 2'*2' storage closet, a situation that will last no longer than 2 days usually, rarely last past that and never known to be more that a week before they are bounced in a mildly humiliating fashion...acting totally in shock of being ejected they quickly grab as much of the homeowners belongings as possible on the way out, usually being as loud as possible in yelling about how the items had been stolen from them by homeowner.

Dude , I totally messed up now. I needed to get laid and fell victim to that one chick that's been kicking it around the hood lately, that Jennifer girl...turns out she ain't shit but some hobosexual, and to top it all off, she's a horrible lay and ended up taking the family jewels when i kicked her out

by jimjones, omnibeing April 16, 2017

Jankrupt

When a person known for their extremely shady and backstabbing type behavior has made a huge effort to better themselves and have reached a point of being legit and righteous that they are considered to be a "good person" and no longer express their old janky habits

Yo, remember that chick Flowanda? She's the one that was known for grabbing dudes wallets and phones right out their pockets while they be distracted at how good that bitch is at being face-fucked at that same exact moment...well they say she changed....her puss done been taken off sale, and she do nice things all the time for no reason at all, like she the g8ving type....**some even said she become jankrupt...

by jimjones, omnibeing June 7, 2018

Pimpanzee

Ghetto - type mofo of a darker species, particularly an older male (aka silverback or "O.G.") who thinks of himself as some sort of "I earned myself some respect foo!" type of person, justifying to himself and others that wanted his clout by acting as pimp to a handful of trashy ugly white bitches and occasionally buying stuff that the hood doesn't want or need, paid in full with the hooker money. Usually these creatures can be most accurately described as looking like a cross between a caveman, a chimp, and a clusterfuck of bright colored and tasteless knockoff clothes

This pimpanzee is throwing a huge surprise birfday bash for that new ho, that blond they call ivory or some shit....

by jimjones, omnibeing May 27, 2017

cocktoberfest

Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)

Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.

Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...

Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!

by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017

skankrupt

One who has grown to be so sleazy and gets around so much that they have surpassed the most extreme of the "slut" type of people. The word began as a reference to the amount of self-value and sanctity they have when it comes to their own body, having most likely long ago traded any chance of being respectable and truly loved by another in return for a drug/junkie lifestyle, although some of these people are actually just so worthless they reach that point without any other factor than they are that creepy and vomit-inducing.. See also bagwhore

I can't believe that's my wife on that webcam with those three niggers! She was still such a nice girl 8 months ago when we got married, and now here she is online, bitch has straight gone skankrupt!

by jimjones, omnibeing April 11, 2017