13 definitions by jimjones, omnibeing
Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing September 8, 2017
Term used to describe when a meth user decides that rather than party with their friends famy and neighbors all weekend, they are going to just irresponsibly spend half their rent money on some dope and go hide out alone in their home and get higher than fuck all weekend...like a speed-driven "METHodical masturbation" type of high...
Bro, I'm so tired of smoking all my dope with these jank-ass chicks around the hood all weekend just to end up not getting any, yet still outta dope by Monday morning....fuck it, time to disappear for a couple days and gack off with my bad self...
by jimjones, omnibeing April 14, 2019
Term used by sluts to refer to the sperm of which ever Paisa they happen to be banging In exchange for dope...
That chick CHRISta straight up took a double helping of that papi seed when Julio showed up with his cousin Jorge and all they gave her was an eight ball. What a skank!
by jimjones, omnibeing March 14, 2019
Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
by jimjones, omnibeing November 3, 2017
In the region of East Mess Arizona, this is a very common and well used term for meth or heroin, depending on which bag whore is the current topic of conversation....term comes from the well known practice of "grope for dope" hustling that these birches are world renowned for having perfected
Bro I just met this new chick in my apt last night and she's down...id even bet she's down for both of us as long as that pipe don't cash ...so let's see what kind of cash we working with and get some damn skankbait asap!
by jimjones, omnibeing May 18, 2018
One who has grown to be so sleazy and gets around so much that they have surpassed the most extreme of the "slut" type of people. The word began as a reference to the amount of self-value and sanctity they have when it comes to their own body, having most likely long ago traded any chance of being respectable and truly loved by another in return for a drug/junkie lifestyle, although some of these people are actually just so worthless they reach that point without any other factor than they are that creepy and vomit-inducing.. See also bagwhore
I can't believe that's my wife on that webcam with those three niggers! She was still such a nice girl 8 months ago when we got married, and now here she is online, bitch has straight gone skankrupt!
by jimjones, omnibeing April 12, 2017
When a person known for their extremely shady and backstabbing type behavior has made a huge effort to better themselves and have reached a point of being legit and righteous that they are considered to be a "good person" and no longer express their old janky habits
Yo, remember that chick Flowanda? She's the one that was known for grabbing dudes wallets and phones right out their pockets while they be distracted at how good that bitch is at being face-fucked at that same exact moment...well they say she changed....her puss done been taken off sale, and she do nice things all the time for no reason at all, like she the g8ving type....**some even said she become jankrupt...
by jimjones, omnibeing May 18, 2018