2 definitions by jimbobsy macgregor

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To be an astronaut is to be very very high on cannabis.
Ha! look at that astronaut!
by jimbobsy macgregor February 16, 2011

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When a joint, spliff, macarron or mongo, drops on the floor and is lost for such an amount of time as to lose its thermal action, on the basis of honour and integrity to the individual who dropped said spliff, they shall then proceed to chew and swallow the remains, burnt or smoldering.

Friends shall then wallow in their disgust as a young teenage boy de-pubertises after watching 'two girls one-cup', as it is written in the Gaig bible.
You dropped it and its gone out, that means you gotta mouldy it!
by jimbobsy macgregor February 16, 2011

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