1 definition by jimboHOE

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A very large black woman sitting on her very large ass at a vacant gas station.
Alicia: "Woooaahh, look at that Shaniqui!"
Justin: "Oh yeah I'd tap that shittt."
Lauren: "Wtf? EW."
Alicia: "She's so not gorgeous. LOOK AT HER MUFFIN TOPS!!!."
Kevin: "Hey, I LOVE Muffin tops!!!"
Lauren: "Sick fuck. But a hot one;]"
by jimboHOE May 23, 2009

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