2 definitions by jim parsons

Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 1, 2022

anaemic drowning.

when people with anaemia lack the ability to swim due to a reduction in iron affecting balance and thrust in the water

she cant swim?

oh no she’s anaemic drowning.

by jim parsons April 2, 2023