74 definitions by jim inman
"Has her back" refers to the situation where a gay person, male or female, has a friend who fills-in or runs cover as an apparently heterosexual companion or sidekick.
"She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhaedt, and that asshacker Bob has her back."
" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"
" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"
by jim inman August 17, 2006
A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.
"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."
"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
by jim inman August 16, 2006
Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.
Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
by jim inman August 26, 2006
A bitch man is an effeminate, servile husband or boyfriend that takes all the crap his bitchwife wants to throw his way. Pussy whipped husbands, more than willing to be abused by their bitchmistress.
by jim inman August 17, 2006
A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.
When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.
by jim inman August 17, 2006
A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.
by jim inman August 26, 2006
A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.
by jim inman August 18, 2006