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Inside joke used to describe someone who is a pedophile.
No Teter! She is only 13, not 31.

Guy: How old are you?
Girl: I am 12 years old.
Guy: You're too old for Teter.
by jiblair April 12, 2005
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To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit
John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.
by jiblair July 7, 2005
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The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.
I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.
by jiblair October 29, 2003
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1.) A person who sucks a male's penis.
2.) A male that acts like a homosexual.
1.)Martha is a great dicksucker. It felt good!
2.) What Nate said to me on the way to the student wellness and recreation center:
"No one likes a dicksucker!"
by jiblair October 15, 2005
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Cannabis is a leafy plant which grows wild in many of the tropic and temperate areas of the world. It is cultivated both indoors and out for the production of its flowering tops. The most commonly used form of cannabis are the leaves and flowering tops (buds) which may be either smoked or eaten; It also comes in a more concentrated resinous form called hashish, and as a sticky black liquid called hash oil. There are three distinct species of cannabis: Cannabis sativa, Cannabis indica, and Cannabis ruderalis, though there is some argument as to whether these should be considered varieties rather than species. Most recreationally used cannabis is the result of interbreeding between these three types. The term 'hemp' is generally used to describe low-thc varieties of cannabis which are grown for industrial uses.
by jiblair October 29, 2003
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Cocaine is a naturally derived CNS (central nervous system) stimulant extracted and refined from the Coca plant grown primarily in the Andean region of South America. Cocaine is typically a white-ish powder with a bitter, numbing taste. It is most often insufflated (snorted), though it can also be injected and used orally.

While powder cocaine can be smoked to some effect (despite common belief otherwise), it is a very inefficient method of ingestion. Because of the high temperatures present when smoking, powder cocaine tends to burn rather than vaporizing. For this reason, freebase cocaine, also known as crack, is created from powder cocaine for smoking. Freebase cocaine vaporizes at smoking temperatures providing more effect with less material, as well as faster onset and a more intense high than powder cocaine..
After insufflating some cocaine, I felt a new sense of awareness.
by jiblair October 29, 2003
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