A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."
They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy
in some leather bar.
A patchy and poorly-developed mustache
, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet
and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro
. A common fashion choice for young redneck
Nice cheesestache, stud.
The distinctive hairstyle worn by YouTube
celebrity William Sledd
. Looks not unlike the hairstyle (or possibly toupee) Roy Orbison wore in the latter part of his life.
Where'd you get that sleddhead, emo-boy?
An essentially meaningless phrase that is only uttered by the most amazingly boring and uncreative people on the planet. A perennial favorite of high school seniors writing in yearbooks and desperate people filling out forms for online dating sites.
OMG, senior year was such a blast! Let's stay BFF's and live life to the fullest!
A pro wrestling term. A wrestler gets cheap heat when he makes a direct appeal to the crowd: name dropping local sports teams or celebrities, or simply telling the crowd how awesome they are. Heels use the same tactic; they simply make fun of the local sports team or celebrities, insult the crowd, etc.
Also known as a cheap pop.
Wrestlers are not the only public figures to make use of cheap heat; comedians, bands, and politicians do the same thing. They just get called on it a lot less.
You think John Cena's a Mariners fan or is he just wearing that jersey to catch some cheap heat in Seattle?