A person at a party (usually intoxicated) who takes a camera from someone else because they swear they are an amazing photographer but the photos all suck.
'I can't wait to see the photos Doug just took of us on Facebook tomorrow!'
'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'
'Fuck me.'
'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'
'Fuck me.'
by jgrizzle October 28, 2009