A piece of paper towel that doubles as a plate in an emergency situation.
Adam- Yo garcia, pass me a plate so I can reheat this sofa pizza I found.
Garcia- damn yo are you a fucking idiot? you know we dont have any plates at my apartment...Here, take a plate on a roll.
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