2 definitions by jfox
While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.
I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.
by jfox April 21, 2006
The name of the little submarine in Markiplier's video, SOMA Part 3. Possibly also something disgusting
He's my little bubble butt biscuit *grutural noises* I don't know what a bubble butt biscuit is but I'm not sure I want to know.
by jfox October 15, 2015