jesus m. christ's definitions

Craptacular

A word founded by Ohio natives showing how loosely, not-a-big-dealish, but nevertheless not good something is.

Craptacular job, class. You all lose 10 points.

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Bucking Bronco

A sex act where a woman is laying flat on her chest while a man is having anal sex with her. Then he has to put both his hands secured in a place he can grasp on to the woman. He the procides, as he is in "action", to whisper in the woman's ear "I have Aids". If proformed correctly, the woman will try to shake the man off her by trying to jump up. The man shood try to stay on for the full effect. Don't use unless you plan to break up with the girl.

I pulled the Bucking Bronco on her and she practically jumped out the window!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Meaty Snack

A treat or snack made of real, unprocessed meat. And no. A Slim Jim is NOT a meaty snack.

A Slim Jim is NOT a freaking meaty snack!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Corange

An adjective meaning full of yourself. Yes. A word finally rhymes with orange.

Stop being so corange! You only beat easy mode on Guitar Hero! Talk to me when you beat Expert you Self Conceided Prick...

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Rainbow Crack

The only legal powder in America.

The Rainbow Crack is still in the brown bag under the guitar.

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Oreo Sludge

Milky Oreo cookie crumbs that creates a muddy sludge. Usually found on teeth to create the Oreo Teeth effect or on the face.

You might want to brush your teeth. You have Oreo Sludge on them.

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Oreo Teeth

Someone who, in a picture generally, has teeth that blend with their braces to give the effect that they have Oreo Sludge (milky oreo crumbs) all over their teeth.

Oh man! Look at her! She's got some serious oreo teeth on her!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007