teres

A very unique person, who tends to jump from topic to topic during conversations. Usually asks questions when confused, which can be quite often.
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by Jester February 17, 2003
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C-Donkey

This word is used by men to describe a woman who is all of the following: fat, ugly, and nappy. This insult is most commonly used in a club after being approached by one or when trying to help others avoid them.
Pat, watch out...that C-Donkey has her eyes on you!
by Jester November 24, 2004
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Overweight Female Attention

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.
Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
by Jester October 31, 2004
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onion booty

Booty so bad it brings tears to your eyes.
person 1: "yo, dat beotch got onion booty"
person 2: "werd"
by Jester October 29, 2003
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STFU and die

Shut the fuck up and die.

Because sometimes, STFU + GTFO just isn't strong enough.
"Can you just STFU and die, plz? >:| ok thnx."
by Jester October 09, 2004
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no air me

Eat the shit while it is coming out of my ass. Before it hit the air.
You can "No Air Me"
by Jester February 23, 2004
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lemmiwinks

by Jester December 24, 2002
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