jester's definitions

Yeti-Yanker

Stimulator of the Abdominal Snowman - in other words, you masturbate imaginary monsters.

God Damn yeti-yankers are pissin me off

by Jester December 24, 2002

OIL

1-See any of these other fine enteries, Webster's or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun!)

2-OIL
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.

Oil that is, black gold.

And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?

by Jester November 11, 2004

luck

life itself

count yourself lucky every day your alive...

by Jester December 6, 2003

movement

1. not being still
2. musical reference usually classical
3. to leave a shit

I had an excellent movement this AM

by Jester December 24, 2002

fluke

A coincidence, luck

it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!

by jester May 1, 2003

cubs fan

The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.

That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.

by jester May 16, 2003

onion booty

Booty so bad it brings tears to your eyes.

person 1: "yo, dat beotch got onion booty"
person 2: "werd"

by Jester October 28, 2003