2 definitions by jessZILLA
A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins
Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz
I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz
I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz
by jessZILLA August 8, 2009
A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.
by jessZILLA August 8, 2009