211 definitions by jeremy

Mother Nature

The ho that supports your life.

Your mamma or wife that bakes your food is your mother nature

by jeremy October 23, 2003

Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

by jeremy November 27, 2004

dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

by jeremy May 19, 2003

high note

a high note is a recording you take when you are high. something you say when your high that's funny as hell and you gotta listen to it the next day. High notes can range from just a simple phrase, to an impression, or an ill ass freestyle.

One night me and my friend were stoned off our asses while we were driving in my car and we decided to record what we were saying on our phones. ive had them recorded on their ever since and anytime i need a laugh, thats where i go.

by jeremy December 18, 2004

totmur

a very powerful person, he owns everyone/everything.

totmur is a feller who owns you in everything.

by jeremy December 8, 2004

Rubix

Another name for the female reproductive organ.

Not to be confused with the hit toy from the 70s, the Rubix cube.

Andrew: My girlfriend's p***y smells really bad and it's hairy.

Me: *Slap*, don't ever say that again white boy!, it's Rubix...and tell your girlfriend to clean herself and shave that shit....stop actin' a fool!

by jeremy October 10, 2004

Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

by jeremy January 15, 2004