A well known term used in old Kentish villages to describe some-one who is irritable. Vagoon is a hybrid of the word Lagoon (a body of shallow sea water or brackish water separated from the sea by some form of barrier) and of course that age old favourite Vagina. When the term is used it is reffering too the said person having a 'shallow' vagina and as a result are far more likley to have a short temper resulting in tantrums, strops and general tomfoolery
Vagoon has since found its way onto the frape circuit and is fast becoming the word of the year
'Your acting like you have sand in your Vagoon'
'Do you mind tucking your Vagoon away?'
'Did you snag your vagoon on something or are you just in a bad mood'?