Definitions by jeff barouch

dude shemesh 

a dude from Beth Shemesh.
Ancient Israel Geography.

Yo Samson, you seen any Philistines around here?

dude shemesh by Jeff Barouch July 15, 2004

multilateralism 

a bullshit, diplomatic way to says chickenshit.

In top news today; France is using a multilateral approach with its allies in Algeria today,

multilateralism by Jeff Barouch July 12, 2004

out to lunch 

something your supervisor usually is.

Hey man, have you seen the sup lately?
No man I think he's out to lunch!
He's out to lunch period.

out to lunch by Jeff Barouch July 12, 2004

counter intelligence 

Dis happens when you is lost in a strange country, and you go and asks people if they can count. If they can yous in counter-intelligence.

Q. Hey bro, can you count?
A. Eins, Tsvei, Tzvi, Four , Five.

counter intelligence by Jeff Barouch July 6, 2004

auto responder 

a nerdish plugin that automatically responds to an email reply

Hi. This is your friendly Auto Responder email notification message.

auto responder by Jeff Barouch July 6, 2004

gruzini

Hebrew slang for a person from the Russian province of Georgia. Males from that region have a particuliar aversion to bathing, and therefore they stink.

"Whooaaa! did you get a whiff of that gruzini coming off his shift!"

gruzini by Jeff Barouch June 30, 2004

enable 

to shit on someone with a large dose of self esteem.

modern, fits category of politically correct, or newspeak

Boss: I'm going to enable reps to take collections on cancelled accounts.

All: Yessum

enable by Jeff Barouch June 28, 2004