24 definitions by jediandi

Jones

Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"

She's been jonesin him for months.
He's got a major jones for her.

by jediandi April 4, 2003

One Inch Punch

A devastating and extremely powerful strike from the fist that emanates from Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. The fist strikes the target from only one inch away yet the punch can transfer an incredible force. See also JKD

I gave him a one inch punch and sent his ass flying

by jediandi April 5, 2003

Pay as you go

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who only sleeps with you after receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system. Also describes a prostitute.
Atonym - Contract

I had to take that Pay as you go out to dinner three times before I got me some!

I'm in town for a couple days on business, I need to get me a pay as you go.

by jediandi September 3, 2005

Green light

(n.) to give the go ahead
also (v.) give a green light or give the green light

Ok, we got the green light.
You got a green light, make it quick.

by jediandi September 2, 2005

Baitcar

(n.) A vehicle which has been modified by law enforcement agencies to detain any person trying to steal (or jack) it. Usually fitted with an engine immobiliser or remote steering device, concealed cameras and door locks which can be locked by remote. A baitcar does not violate anti-entrapment law as the individual is not enticed into stealing the vehicle.

I got caught jacking a baitcar, got me sent down for a stretch

by jediandi September 3, 2005

JKD

abbrv. Jeet Kune Do, Martial Art developed by the late Bruce Lee which acknowledges the pros and cons of all martial arts and fighting forms and utilises anything that works from any system to achieve a martial art that has no set forms or "moves". See alsoOne Inch Punch

I'm gonna learn JKD, man

by jediandi April 5, 2003

Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.

She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.

by jediandi September 3, 2005