1 definition by jeante

Top Definition
a portmanteau of "telepathic" and "Black", used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other's activities and whereabouts.
Non-black student (1): "...and I think this girl Jennifer was at the recital, too."

Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"

Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"

Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"

Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::
by jeante February 15, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt