2 definitions by je veux phoque

CCAV

Nickname of the Chinese state TV station CCTV, which stands for China Central Adult Video. Adult video (AV) is the Japanese term for porn or age-restricted video, and Japanese pornography is the most popular in China. The TV news outlet is so named because of its daily orgy of boastful propaganda and watching its news serves as mental masturbation for the audience.

CCAV reports that one of Donald Trump's hair product contains neurotoxins that impair judgment.

by je veux phoque July 26, 2019

cat sniffing

n. (in Chinese context) The act of kissing a cat in an ecstatic manner. Such behavior is involuntary and caused by addiction to cute cats.

Cat sniffing for one day, cat slave forever.

by je veux phoque July 26, 2019