4 definitions by jdouglas8

They have the best wings

The most common excuse a guy (or girl) uses to go to hooters, or some other restaurant or sports bar with skanky waitresses.

Mark(13 years old) : MOOOOOM!!!! Can we go to Hooters????
Mom : WHAT!?? Why do you want to go there???!!
Mark : Uhhh.... 'cause they have the best wings ever!
Dad : Uhh.. yup. They sure do! LET'S GO!!

by jdouglas8 May 23, 2008

laugh fart

When you have to fart inpublic, but
you don't want to be embarrassed then
someone does something so hilarious
or extremely funny, you fart during the laugh.

THEN ALL LAUGHTER STOPS AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU.
AND SMELL THE ODORIZED AIR.

John: OMGZ That was so funny I took a laugh fart!

Becky: LAWLZZZZZ!!!!!!!! *farts*. woops..

by jdouglas8 May 12, 2008

*barfs*

To look at something, and tell someone how gross it is by telling them you just threw up.

John: DUDE! I just looked at my mom 30 years ago naked! *barfs*

Greg: *barfs*

by jdouglas8 May 27, 2008

The "Phone" Pic

Pictures (often of girls) that show them with a phone in their ear, or by the mouth area. Sometimes the person in the picture is rolling their eyes, mouth is wide open, etc..
Usually on myspace

Girl 1: Heeeeeey! Did you see the "phone" pic i put up on my myspace last night??!

Girl 2: Yeah... it was really dumb, you had like 85 of them...

by jdouglas8 April 14, 2008