jdex's definitions

soy milkstamp

A milkstamp from a woman with silicon or otherwise artificial breasts.

Her tits are so fake they don't even move when she gives him a soy milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.

The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

2% milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.

She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

sloppy milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.

That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.

What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!

by JDex July 2, 2017

skim milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps a person and she is wearing a bra and shirt or other torso covering clothing.

"I'm going to give her a skim milkstamp, since we are in public."

by Jdex August 8, 2010