spilled milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."
by Jdex August 08, 2010
mugGet the spilled milkstampmug.

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.
I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.
by Jdex August 08, 2010
mugGet the 1/2 and 1/2 milkstampmug.

milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.
The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.
by Jdex August 08, 2010
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powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.
Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.
by Jdex August 08, 2010
mugGet the powdered milkstampmug.

slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.
What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!
by JDex July 02, 2017
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milkstampee

One who receives a milkstamp, with or without conscious intent.
She gave the milkstampee the milkstamping of his life
by Jdex August 08, 2010
mugGet the milkstampeemug.

sloppy milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.
That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.
by Jdex August 08, 2010
mugGet the sloppy milkstampmug.