jb mcduffie's definitions

sack swimmer

What all humans are before they are fertilized eggs. Human sperm cell.

"I was doin that when you were still a sack swimmer!"

by JB McDuffie July 10, 2007

9

Short for DC9, a McDonnell Douglas commercial series airplane, used by many airlines for years. Loved by pilots, hated by passengers,it was a great commercial success,and is still in use worldwide.

" I was on the 9 for a while, now im on the seven three"

by jb mcduffie July 18, 2007

4 hooker

A woman with large enough breasts to require a sturdy bra with at least 4 hooks in the back, usually a D cup and over 35 in size.

"Man,did you see that 4 hooker that just passed by? "

by jb mcduffie August 1, 2007

roach

A derogatory term for a potential customer at a car dealership, who's credit will not pass, and who typically has no down payment and is upside down in any trade in they may have.

" Man, last week I sold five units, this week, I have'nt seen anything but roaches!"

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

Spurgle

The act of double dipping,or dropping other food particles in peanut butter, or jam or jelly.

" Mom!, Tommy's gonna spurgle the peanut butter! "

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

Louch

A derogatory term for a person of very little or no social or economic value. A combination of the words "louse" and "slouch" Usually has long, dirty hair,filthy clothes,and needs a shave and a bath. Stinks

Man, that guy has never held a job that I know of. He's a real louch!

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

occulo rectitis

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.

I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007