jb's definitions
by JB April 10, 2003
Get the lovaaaaaamug. Known as the "mexican boogeyman", the cucuy is the adult phase of an alien species now origionating from the Lincoln National Forest of New Mexico. Known for ferocity and stealthiness, the cucuy is feared by all children who know it's evil name. (see also, cucuybird, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)
by JB April 12, 2005
Get the cucuymug. The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
by JB May 14, 2004
Get the dirty onion ringmug. a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date
by jb September 12, 2005
Get the brazel dazzelmug. A slang word to describe the perfect vagina for mantaining an erection in that it is small enough to squeeze or snap off your cock keeping the blood in your penis allowing you to maintain an erection. Especially while partying too hard causing ED. Best when frombe, creating the best angle vs. pubic bone senario.
Mickey and JB were enjoying a beer. Mickey remember that JB had left a party for Alpa and did not get any Viagra. JB's retort was this is that girl I told you about with the snap off pussy.
by JB May 19, 2004
Get the snap offmug. German: Salutation in "krass-talk" for people that are either really dumb or people who know you and are just saying it for fun.
by JB March 15, 2004
Get the Eudamug. by JB October 6, 2005
Get the cerebratemug.