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Gone from Kenosha bars are Soy Lattees, now comes an order of large brauts, some rocky mountain oysters, and 3 rounds of Rittenhouse from the bar! Bro-on bro!
by jayskind1 November 21, 2021
Get the Rittenhousemug. A person that likes to be unnecessarily scared, injured, and mistreated by a medical/political system that gives two shits about him! He is someone that keeps getting jabbed after the first two shots didn't help him!
Dude is acting recarded again! he just got over the droopy mouth and he's gonna go get another worthless booster and get another simp-stamp so he can watch shitty music in NYC!
by jayskind1 August 2, 2021
Get the recardedmug. usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.
DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.
by jayskind1 May 14, 2016
Get the pre-felonated first namemug. That's the fundraising text code to donate funds to upcoming 2024 ReprobateBidenHarris~Clinton Campaign
It looks like 00CHOMO is soliciting funds for more kid-flavored ice cream again on main-stream media for another 4 more years of hell for everyone. He'll take a dive, act crazy and we'll be stuck with a witch as prez!
by jayskind1 April 6, 2023
Get the 00CHOMOmug. The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
Get the Simp-Stampmug. The smirking face of your transportation secretary saying you should give up your car for an EV as gas hits $7 a gallon!
Little Petie Bootygiggles was joyous as he announced you can give up freedom and take public transportation or go up 160 miles in between 8 hour charge-ups on your EV. You'll surely save a lot of money, it will just take you 2 months to get to New York from LA he stated!
by jayskind1 March 8, 2022
Get the Bootygigglesmug. Former mayor "Bootygiggles" may be installed as your next Vice President since 30/30Potato is afraid "Cackles" may have plans to either bump him off or send him up for examination via the 25th Amendment! Either way, Bootygiggles will end up as V.P. either under Cackles or Mr. Potato!
by jayskind1 November 17, 2021
Get the Bootygigglesmug.