jayr's definitions

disgusting

Musical term for incredibly fast or heavy shit.

The drummer of Ed Gein is disgusting for singing while playing that shit.

by JayR June 20, 2004

crypt

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.

1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.

by JayR June 18, 2004

frog

To die or to croak.

"How'd that kid down the street frog?"

by JayR February 18, 2007

xbox one

the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.

the xbox one is a complete flop.

by jayr July 29, 2014

evil

Death metal. Sick. Necro. Grim. Wicked. Awesome.

Ya boy Legion from Marduk is evil as shit.

by JayR June 20, 2004

Moz

The nickname or shortened version of Morrissey... who was the singer of English pre-emo band, The Smiths. Before the Smiths and homosexuality he was singing in the Nosebleeds.

"Moz is all the rage now that the Smiths are retro... BrandNew is gay."

by JayR August 27, 2003

que up

Straighten out or stop fucking up the order. Very English.

Fucking que up and pass that bud this way.

by JayR June 20, 2004