jayr's definitions

xbox one

the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.

the xbox one is a complete flop.

by jayr July 29, 2014

cheesetits

A slut who has breast cancer that eats holes in her tits.

"That bitches cunt droops down to her knees and her cancer ridden tits look like swiss cheese... she should go to the doctor or kill herself or something."

by JayR August 27, 2003

cockpiece

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

by JayR August 27, 2003

A-ha

The freshest new wave band out of Europe. They owned the 80s and had that dope ass video that was half pencil for "Take On Me"... the singer has mad range in that song... he's like better than Moz.

"A-ha owns your asshole and doesn't even bother to use it."

by JayR August 27, 2003

-bone

A suffix you can use for a body part.

"That douchecake cracked me in the jaw-bone!"

by JayR August 27, 2003

-piece

A suffix you can use for any noun.. even proper nouns.

"My wangpiece was assaulted by that cunt at the Drive-Thru."

by JayR August 27, 2003

chicken style

A great way to bone a slut. You are hitting it doggy style and then you gear into a snowmobile which you knock her arms down so she's face first and then flap your arms like a chicken while bocking.

"I hit it chicken style, I hit it up for miles in the home improvement aisle."

by JayR August 27, 2003