jayr's definitions

oh my stars

The most death metal exclaimation one can make. In the vein of such weaker exclaimations such as "Oh my god." or "WOW".

Oh my stars, I can't believe she just ate shit out of another girls asshole. Nasty shit you download, Luke.

by JayR June 18, 2004

xbox one

the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.

the xbox one is a complete flop.

by jayr July 29, 2014

chicken style

A great way to bone a slut. You are hitting it doggy style and then you gear into a snowmobile which you knock her arms down so she's face first and then flap your arms like a chicken while bocking.

"I hit it chicken style, I hit it up for miles in the home improvement aisle."

by JayR August 27, 2003

que up

Straighten out or stop fucking up the order. Very English.

Fucking que up and pass that bud this way.

by JayR June 20, 2004

Talent

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.

"That girl Stephanie has mad talent... if you catch my drift.."

by JayR August 27, 2003

Nugbone

One's skull. A combination of the words nugget and bone, nugget meaning head.

Ya boy cracked me in the nugbone with a brick in a sock.

by JayR June 18, 2004

-piece

A suffix you can use for any noun.. even proper nouns.

"My wangpiece was assaulted by that cunt at the Drive-Thru."

by JayR August 27, 2003