4 definitions by jaxon jonson
Hoeda is soda for hoes. We hoes like bubbly non-beer drinks, such as champagne, spritzers, and wine coolers, that are looked down upon by bourbon and beer types. Bonus points for inclusion in the hoeda category if a drink is cheap and you're sloppy.
"What other drinks should we take to go tubing, some people hate beer?" "Whatever, just some decent hoeda, as long as it's cold."
by jaxon jonson May 31, 2023
Sometimes on the weekend I go golfing with my bross and our partners go to the spa. We just don't get to talk about non-work stuff enough during the week.
by jaxon jonson July 24, 2022
Well, all my friends are at Ashley's birthday surfing session and afterparty but I couldn't go 'cause it's two states away. It's giving me really bad KnoMO.
by jaxon jonson June 14, 2023
I asked Jeb whether he had picked up milk and cereal at the store for breakfast and he said "What do you mean?" I can't take much more manderstanding.
by jaxon jonson May 30, 2023