1 definition by jawns2thatripples
An Asian who is a stereotypical Asian, but in many negative ways. Often, gaysians are very uninteresting people who are socially awkward and lame and annoying. They are often overly addicted to their computers/video games. Having good grades does not mean someone is a gaysian, but if an Asian obsesses over work way too much where they do not know how to have fun, then they qualify as a gaysian. Gaysians are sometimes very trashy asians too, such as the asians who never care about anything in life except random things like Anime or trying very very hard to act like they are FOBs (fresh off the boat, in other words foreign Asians) when they probably grew up in New Jersey or something and just look like posers. Gaysians also try excessively hard to be Asian all the time, even when there is no real purpose or reason to. For example, a gaysian would rather know who Rain is than Stephen Colbert. Gaysians often stick together too, shunning non-asians and only talking in an Asian language to further exclude people not in their gaysian clique. NOTE: FOBs are not necessarily gaysians, only if they exhibit gaysian-like qualities. Overall, gaysians are just Asians who are very lame and not fun to be around at all. They often would not know fun even if it jumped up and bit them in the face. Also, gaysians (especially true of gaysian females) tend to be overdramatic about everything and this is often the result of them not being chill at all. For example, a gaysian would make a big deal about the littlest thing and create drama when it is completely unnecessary. While the definition may be different, it's kind of like the N-word equivalent for Asian people in application, but obviously much less severe.
Chris Rock: I love Asian people, but I hate gaysians!
"Yo we probably weren't invited to that party because they don't like to invite Asians. Damn it! Why do gaysians always have to ruin everything for Asian people"
Brandon: Yo Li, how come you never hang out with the Asian people at this college? You seemed to have a lot of Asian friends in high school.
Li: Because I don't like the Asians here. They're all gaysians.
"Yo we probably weren't invited to that party because they don't like to invite Asians. Damn it! Why do gaysians always have to ruin everything for Asian people"
Brandon: Yo Li, how come you never hang out with the Asian people at this college? You seemed to have a lot of Asian friends in high school.
Li: Because I don't like the Asians here. They're all gaysians.
by jawns2thatripples April 6, 2009