2 definitions by jastgermain

Top Definition
He's just as broke as when he had no deal,
he's stupid his brain's like oatmeal,
he used to be labelmates with Shaquille O'Neal,
now he gets his dick sucked in the batmobile.
Call me Thorburn, John H. Staff Sergeant, Marksman
Skilling, killing, illing
I'm able and willing
Kill a village elephant, rapin' and pillage your village
Illegitimate killers, US Military guerillas
-R.A. the Rugged Man "Uncommon Valour"
by jastgermain March 02, 2009
A formerly talented funk band lost in the devastatingly boring world of space-jazz prog wasteoid bullshit.
Me: Did you hear that Mahogany Frog kicked Sasha Grey out of the band for being too funky?
Some asshole: I heard they replaced her with a blind man.
Me: Well I'd rather fuck her then a god damned blind man.
Some other asshole: I heard Jesus quit the band when she got kicked.
Me: I'll never buy another Mahogany Frog record. Unless Megan Fox becomes a member..mmm...
by jastgermain August 18, 2015

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