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3 definitions by jasonschlueter

 
1.
A jasonette is a large bassinet, similar to a hammock, specifically for Jason to perform the activities that he sees fit.

A jasonette is a wonderful place to sleep and eat canned cheeseburgers.
Oh shit! I fell out of my jasonette!
by jasonschlueter April 07, 2008
 
2.
An overwhelming sense of emotion in liquid form. Usually requires a second set of pants and a party hat.
Holy hell! This isn't a chocolate malt, it's desiarrhea! How did this desiarrhea get on the ceiling? Desiarrhea its a party in your pants!
by jasonschlueter April 07, 2008
 
3.
The large clump of Dorito, Cheeto, or similar dust found at the bottom of some lucky bags.

Also used to describe a large chunk of something gross.
I saw god when I ate the cool-ranch klumpster in that bag of Doritos.

We had to call a plumber to remove a klumpster from the drain.
by jasonschlueter April 08, 2008