Definitions by jason1228

Facebook Procrastinating 

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours

John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night

Facebook Procrastinating by Jason1228 September 30, 2010

Masturspacing 

Surfing Myspace to look at another womens myspace pictures and then masturbating to them

Dean: Dude wheres Billy

Jack: he slept in because last night he was up late masturspacing

Masturspacing by Jason1228 March 3, 2010

Granny bomb 

the sudden visit of your grandma who is most likely gonna gonna either kiss you on the cheek and leave a ridiculous lipstick stain (colors may vary) or rant about her senial adventures most likely BINGO

Dude I got granny bombed today and now I know how granny won her fruit basket in Bingo plus i got this red lipstick stain

Granny bomb by jason1228 December 6, 2009

Do Work 

to get work done

to phisically accomplish a task that involves work

to literally do work

lets Do Work son

i just did work

u need to do work

Do Work by jason1228 December 6, 2009

bitch alert

sudden realization that a bitch has enterd your area
also know a your bitch radar

I just got a sudden bitch alert

bitch alert, bitch alert she just entered the room

bitch alert by jason1228 December 6, 2009

rice grinder 

someone who owns a car that rides extremely low to the ground such as a honda civic. the owners are most likely beaners and those of the asian ethnicity

dude look at that rice grinder its so low to the ground.

that dude is such a rice grinder

rice grinder by jason1228 December 6, 2009

NABWSE 

No Athletic Background What So Ever

that dude has NABWSE

NABWSE by jason1228 December 6, 2009