1. The act of flatulating under
the covers while in bed and spitting
in the air so your significant
other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven
, just more sinister.
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser
of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win
and %100 percent
effective. Hence Old Faithful.
Last night my wife
about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave
her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.