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2 definitions by jason "jewboy" tracy

 
1.
n.

1. A congregation of two or more tools, toolboxes, or toolsheds in the same place at the same time. Commonly frequent bars, night clubs, pool halls, movie theatres, shopping malls, and Blink 182 concerts.
a. I'd go get us a couple beers but that fucking pit crew is standing in front of the bar.

b. The collective IQ of a five-man pit crew usually ranges between 80 and 100.
by jason "jewboy" tracy July 30, 2006
 
2.
n.

1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.

Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.
Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.
by jason "jewboy" tracy July 31, 2006