2 definitions by jarulf

Top Definition
The act of ripping a persons facial skin and or flesh from her skull by pure force of ejaculation.
Nick Cage: "I want to take her face...off. I will defacialize her."
Henchman: "Man. You orgasm like a fire hose."
by jarulf October 16, 2011
Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.
Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.
by jarulf December 13, 2011

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