1 definition by jargenwol
| 1. | white bandit | ||
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The biggest, baddest, sexiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. Is known for his incredible physique. Skis so fucking fast that you can't even see the son of a bitch. He is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. If you claim to see him you've probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier. Jerry: "Holy shit! Did you feel that breeze?"
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?" Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!" Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness." Jerry: "Now I farted." |
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