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Definitions by jared white

Thurston Howell 

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)
"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"
Thurston Howell by Jared White July 15, 2008
Fonze's greeting; "hey"
Eeeeeyy! What's up?
eeeeeyy by Jared White January 27, 2007
it is cool
"I'm sorry" "S'coo"
s'coo by Jared White April 20, 2003
i don't know, shortened
"What is the capital of Somalia?" "Aidno"
aidno by Jared White March 26, 2003
"aydios"; adios; bye; Gringo prionunciation of adios
"See ya later" "80-os"
80-os by Jared White November 14, 2002
gasoline thats made purely of alcohol; idiot
"You're such a gasohol, you idiot."
gasohol by Jared White October 20, 2002
exclamation used when in awe of someone
"I got a 1600 on the SATSs" "Oh shnaps!"
oh shnaps by Jared White October 17, 2002