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Thurston Howell

1. {noun} - The supreme badass millionaire from Gilligan's Island. While it may not have seemed that Mr. Howell was knee deep in sweet lovin', there was more than likely at least four or five orgies at his grass hut every night.

2. {verb} i.e. "to Howell" - To impress women with your riches, in hopes of taking them back to your house (or hut.)
"Yeah, I got a piece... but I had to Howell her for like a week!"
by Jared White July 15, 2008
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I have tons of homework tonight! Oy vey!
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Fonze's greeting; "hey"
Eeeeeyy! What's up?
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Youguysh! Shtop talking!!
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Whoa, dude, stop being a perv
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oh shnaps

exclamation used when in awe of someone
"I got a 1600 on the SATSs" "Oh shnaps!"
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