2 definitions by jared fatface

Hulk Shlong

The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.

Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.

How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.

by jared fatface February 4, 2009

Dump Kitty

A cat/ kitty that has taken a mean shit and got it all over it self. Dump Kitties are usually found roaming streets.

hey look i took a dump on the lawn and a cat rolled over it ands became a dump kitty.

by jared fatface March 15, 2009