1 definition by jar jar bates

bob dole

God, Bob Dole is the Dark Lord. When he perishes he will lay at rest for nine solemn days while the whole world shalt mourn and finally the Dark Lord will rise to power once again and cock-slap bill clintons hairy grandmother. Bob Dole is simply the man whom has almighty powers over the world. In short, Bob Dole is a scenile old coot who speaks in third person.

Bob Dole likes to eat Linzer Tarts Bob Dole Bob Dole.

by jar jar bates January 24, 2007